More sex-crazed, perverted males?
Oh yes, much like I fancy flesh eating parastites and syphilis.
(Source: jillroberts-nerd-extraordinaire, via nathan--thomas)
More sex-crazed, perverted males?
RIGHT!!! They still have a long way to come with their pick up lines. I swear if I hear one more santa joke….
I imagine Christmas Jones had the same problem. At least James Bond had class…and physical attractiveness.
(Source: jillroberts-nerd-extraordinaire, via december--jones)
More sex-crazed, perverted males?
First Impressions @Haven
Jill threw on a hoodie and laced up her shoes before leaving her room for the first time since her recent arrival. Her usual confidence was beginning to falter at the overwhelming sight of Chilton. She had never been in such a large building and her dorm had been the size of her eintire studio flat back home. This would definitly be a rough adjustment, but she would have to bypass in order to keep her place here.
She had just purchased a large coffee by the courtyard before once again taking in her surroundings. Her face cringed in disgust as they narrowed in a couple making out as if they were in a stag film rather than a crowded public place. She was so focused on them that she didn’t see the tiny girl walking opposite of her. She bumped roughly into the girl’s shoulder, sending her coffee to the ground with a crash. “Fuck me in the ass!” she screamed at the top of her lungs as a few passers by met her with awkward glances. She had been counting on that coffee to make up for the two hour night sleep. ”Shit, sorry.” Jill said, realizing the girl she had hit. “Are you alright?”
I’ll be fine, I’ve got a unicorn and a sword.
Hey everyone.
Hey there Jill. Oh don’t worry, I like everyone. I’m Mia by the way.
Well what do you know, me too! Meeeeaaaaaa, that is one lovely name. So when did you arrive to the Chilton magic kingdom? I’m fairly new and in need of friendships.
(Source: e-morganstein, via e-morganstein)
Hey everyone.
Hey there, fellow student. I’m Jill. but I don’t belive we’ve been aquainted. I hope you like weird humans.
(Source: e-morganstein)
Boys also like to chase what they know is not good for them
This is true, sir. Doing the right thing is boring and “good” is simply a synonym for mundane.
(via ethanduhh)
